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lets all take a second to acknowledge that, like the song or not, this video is just plain awesome.

— 50 minutes ago
Clark:We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Art:Your'e goofy.
Clark:Don't piss me off Art.
— 2 hours ago with 1 note
heading to athens to watch The Fantastic Mr. Fox!

ready for some wes anderson awesomeness.

— 5 days ago
should i clean my clothes tonite?

or just pack a suitcase full of dirty clothes and have my mom do them tomorrow?

— 1 week ago with 1 note
"Xenia, Ohio. Xenia, Ohio. A few years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people, left and right. Dogs died. Cats died. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. People’s legs and neck bones were sticking out. Oliver found a leg on his roof. A lot of people’s fathers died, and were killed by the great tornado. I saw a girl fly through the sky, and I looked up her skirt. Her skull was smashed. And some kids died. My neighbor was killed in that house. He used to ride bikes and three-wheelers. They never found his head. I always thought that was funny. People died in Xenia. Before dad died, he had a bad case of the diabetes."
— 1 week ago
"Tummler sees everything. Some say he’s downright evil. He’s got what it takes to be a legend. He’s got a marvelous persona."
— 1 week ago
synecdoche:

huskerdont:

I wish there were still reruns of this on TV.


this and unsolved mysteries. so awesome growing up

synecdoche:

huskerdont:

I wish there were still reruns of this on TV.

this and unsolved mysteries. so awesome growing up

— 1 week ago with 11 notes