hobarts shtuff

Save the neck for me clark.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:42:49 -0500

(via ) lets all take a second to acknowledge that, like the song...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:37:47 -0500

(via )

lets all take a second to acknowledge that, like the song or not, this video is just plain awesome.

Clark: We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:46:29 -0500

Clark: We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Art: Your'e goofy.

Clark: Don't piss me off Art.

my cousin's photography.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:40:45 -0500

my cousin's photography.

heading to athens to watch The Fantastic Mr. Fox!

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:38:25 -0500

ready for some wes anderson awesomeness.

should i clean my clothes tonite?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:54:37 -0500

or just pack a suitcase full of dirty clothes and have my mom do them tomorrow?

tell me something:

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:54:54 -0500

do you respect wood?

"Xenia, Ohio. Xenia, Ohio. A few years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people, left and..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:12:58 -0500

“Xenia, Ohio. Xenia, Ohio. A few years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people, left and right. Dogs died. Cats died. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. People’s legs and neck bones were sticking out. Oliver found a leg on his roof. A lot of people’s fathers died, and were killed by the great tornado. I saw a girl fly through the sky, and I looked up her skirt. Her skull was smashed. And some kids died. My neighbor was killed in that house. He used to ride bikes and three-wheelers. They never found his head. I always thought that was funny. People died in Xenia. Before dad died, he had a bad case of the diabetes.”

- -solomon

Gummo (1997) - Memorable quotes

"Tummler sees everything. Some say he’s downright evil. He’s got what it takes to be a..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:09:33 -0500

“Tummler sees everything. Some say he’s downright evil. He’s got what it takes to be a legend. He’s got a marvelous persona.”

- -solomon

Gummo (1997) - Memorable quotes

synecdoche: huskerdont: I wish there were still reruns of this...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:34:13 -0500

synecdoche:

huskerdont:

I wish there were still reruns of this on TV.

this and unsolved mysteries. so awesome growing up

"it’s all your fault, mocha joe!"

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:47:32 -0500

“it’s all your fault, mocha joe!”

- larry david, curb your enthusiasm (via beetnik)

boo. i have to wait for torrents before i can watch….

tough love

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:23:46 -0500

robgonemild: laughinearlydied:fuckyeahtwilightsucks:salanti:just...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:34:32 -0500

robgonemild:

laughinearlydied:fuckyeahtwilightsucks:salanti:justinepaige:

i agree, but i feel like he doesnt mean it… i mean what works of art has he acted in? hell, what me has he been in that you would even consider decent?

thats right, nothing. Fuck Shia.

I'm the guy who does things because you say I can't.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:28:22 -0500

(via twothirty)

hmmm. i’m the guy that doesn’t do things because you say i should.

lol. forgot i did that….

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:52:20 -0500

lol. forgot i did that….

just signed up for muslima.com

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:54:46 -0500

….. honeslty…. a hot muslim girl would be the bees knees.

still awake

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:39:57 -0500

carlovely:

drinking camo highlife. i have to work in the morning.

camo highlife?

i believe you are referring to busch heavy.

Goo

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:48:05 -0500

Goo

solely.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:20:14 -0500

what the heck kind of word is that?

cameronchristopher: vannehlu: apsies:fuckyeahtvpicspam: CAMER...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:19:26 -0500

cameronchristopher:

vannehlu:

apsies:fuckyeahtvpicspam:

CAMERON; There’s a fish, in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell’s relationship with his mother and say, “That’s messed up!”

Modern Family 1.04 - “The Incident”

(via heartwarming : cheia)

i can’t imagine that this is a good show… but i base that assumption solely (whoah, weird word) on the fact that i saw it advertised on a plane.